That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money
yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
making plans with friends like
Luna that means someone is selling drugs there
when you pass a test that everyone else failed